1. When did you last use the edge of a coin (or a knife blade) as a screwdriver?
Probably a knife-blade fairly recently. I carry a Utili-Key most of the time which includes a screwdriver, how handy!
2. When did you last use a wire coat-hanger to break into a car?
Never.
3. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
I used no food or drink as medication to ease the stomach bug I just had? Otherwise, drink, many months ago.
4. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
Last night / early morning.
5. When did you last use a paper clip for any purpose other than to clip paper?
Within the last month, for chewing. The last time I used one for actually clipping paper was probably making the Dirkon.

i do the cellphone/flashlight thing quite often too! happy friday =)