So, on the way to the tube station tonight I came across one of London’s creative beggars. This guy had used film effects to graft an arm-break gash onto his arm. I must admit, it did look very good. He was asking for money for “a taxi to the hospital”.
I considered giving him a pound to take a photo, but decided against the possibility of getting mugged.
Am now on a train to Grantham. More expensive than driving, but much more relaxing, takes half the time and comes with free WiFi. Win!